In order to perfom a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.

Article I: Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand...I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek...I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck...I want you
4. Kiss on the lips...I loe you
5. Kiss on the ears I'm just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else...Let's not get carried away
7. Look in the eyes...Kiss me
8. Playing with you hair...I can't live without you
9. Hand on the waist...I love you so much to let you go

Article II: The Three Steps
1. Girls: If the guy gets fresh with you, slap him
2. Guys: If the girl slaps you, her intentions are still good
3. Both: Close your eyes when kissing; it's rude to stare

Article III: The Commandments
1. Thou shall kiss at every oppurtunity
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss but give or take one
3. Thou shall not squeeze too hard

*Remember*
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss without some tounge.
So open you mouth
and close your eyes
and give your tounge some exercise

Well here's a few reasons why guys like girls:

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms.
5. They way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when it is minus 30 outside.
9. They way they look no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. They way they make you feel when you see their name on caller ID after you just had a big fight.
15. They way she says "let's not fight anymore" even though that an hour later you will be arguing about something.
16. The way they kiss you when you do something nice for them.
17. The way they kiss you when they say "I love you".
18. Actually...just the way they kiss you!
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to urt.
22. The way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. the way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss then.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so it doesn't hurt her anymore...yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them...it matters not. Because once in your lifew, whatever they were to the world ecame everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and say a million things without a trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitably consumed within the rythmis beatings of her very heart. We ove them for a million reasons, no paper would do justice. It is not a thing of the mind but of the heart.

© creative_silence, 2006